{"id":1205,"date":"2013-04-08T20:28:02","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T15:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2013-04-21T17:12:20","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T12:42:20","slug":"new-image-for-the-old-poo-pond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"New Image for the Old Poo Pond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like the planned move of the thousands of gallons of human excrement and other wastes has been delayed as ISAF noted just before Christmas last year;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.isaf.nato.int\/article\/news\/reports-of-poo-pond-s-demise-premature.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Reports of Poo Pond\u2019s demise premature<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Not much can be done about the smell, particularly as the weather starts to warm up and the fragrance is wafted in whatever direction the wind blows. Kellogg, Brown, and Root have devised a simple plan to give everyone a warm, fuzzy feeling about this crap circle until it gets moved further away from human habitation.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1209\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1209\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1209\" alt=\"Only the name is new, but what a difference it makes!\" src=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13-1024x544.jpg\" width=\"584\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13-1024x544.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13-300x159.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13-500x265.jpg 500w, http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/KBR-Pooh-pond-08-Apr-13.jpg 1809w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1209\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Only the name is new, but what a difference it makes!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yes, by renaming this infamous hazardous waste site, the image has been transformed from excrement to a happy animal proprietary to the Disney Corporation. Who would object to being billeted next to a pond named after this fellow.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1206\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Winnie-the-Pooh.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1206\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1206\" alt=\"Namesake of the relabeled pond\" src=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Winnie-the-Pooh.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Winnie-the-Pooh.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Winnie-the-Pooh-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Winnie-the-Pooh-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1206\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Namesake of the relabeled pond<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Thank you KBR. It smells better already!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like the planned move of the thousands of gallons of human excrement and other wastes has been delayed as ISAF noted just before Christmas last year;<br \/>\nReports of Poo Pond\u2019s demise premature<br \/>\nNot much can be done about the smell, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/?p=1205\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,23],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iqtu-jr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1211,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions\/1211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bamiyan.us\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}